Article DetailsSex & Wines - The Art of pairing Semen & Wine |
| Date Added: January 04, 2008 04:55:53 PM |
The Facts
Wine and semen have a natural affinity and even though this has been known for centuries by the Greek and Egyptian civilizations, it still remains to this day, a taboo barely spoken of in polite society. Today, not surprisingly, very few master the art of wine & semen pairing despite the fact that it has much in common with some wine & food pairing guidelines. There are two schools of wine parings and the same guidelines of each hold true for the delightful pairing of wine and semen. One is the "Birds of a Feather" theory, suggesting the pairing of light-bodied wines with lighter foods and heavy-bodied wines with heavier, more flavorful foods. A wine's body being how powerful and weighty it feels in your mouth. On the other hand, other tasting aficionados suggest that opposites attract, that is, sweet wine, for example, goes with sour or acidic food. An effective wine & semen pairing technique based on similar guidelines does exist and here is how it works. Step One: You need to describe, as accurately as possible, the taste of your partner's semen the same way you would describe the flavors of a particular meal. Here's the best way to do that. Semen tasting Technique Have your lover ejaculate entirely in your mouth and roll it over your tongue for several seconds before swallowing. Exhale through your nose as you swallow. Your taste buds and sense of smell will work together. Try swishing the Semen around in your mouth and then swallow while you exhale through your nose. Some prefer to "chew" the semen before swallowing. Try each technique and see what works best for you. Now write down your impressions: Does it remind you of the taste of some fruit or anything familiar? Is it a little on the sweet side or a little salty? Is it acidy? Take note of its texture. Is it thin or thick? And finally, regarding the quantity, do you get a mouthful of semen or just a timid drop? Don't hesitate to take as many notes as you can; the more accurate you are, the better the ultimate pairing you'll have. The Art of Wine & Semen Pairing On to Step Two: With your observations in hand, follow these simple rules for the best semen and wine pairing: For abundant and sticky semen with a butter or Brie cheese like taste, the best choice would be some light-bodied wines such as the following:
For semen with a sweet almond taste or with fruity flavors, go with fruity white wines like these:
For rich, savory, salty semen or acidy semen, which is quite common, you need some crisp, tart wines such as the following:
Finally, for semen with a strong and bitter taste always consider heavy-bodied Wines like these:
If you're not sure which category your lover's semen falls into, you can never go wrong with a port; it's the most sense-stimulating wine of all for making love.
You must also know that you can alter the taste of your lover's semen a great deal by controlling what he is eating for 12 hours or so before you have sex with him. For better tasting semen, just remember these simple rules:
Of course, as with wine tasting, developing the skill of semen tasting takes practice. The more you do it the better you will become with the entire sensory process. You'll discover, with time, your own pairing criteria that best suites your preferences. Ultimately there is no perfect system for pairing wine & semen, but the fact remains that this exercise is as interesting and challenging as finding the right wine for a particular meal, except here you won't typically ask your daddy for advice. Keep in mind that there is no right or wrong when it comes to personal flavor preferences. Everyone's palate is different and evolves continually throughout life. The idea is to have fun and to explore new possibilities because after all, sex is the ultimate adult playground so what could be more wonderful and psychologically healthy than regarding it that way? Indulge! For more sex tips, go on Barbariba.com By Jenny Barbariba Email: jenny@barbariba.com
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